☯ just like heaven ☯

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

+ 72067

whatsacanada:

haven’t you people ever heard of closing the [dolphin noise] door

+ 1615

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

+ 82734

drunktrophywife:

if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too

+ 18108

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

+ 262485