blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via jokerxx)

,,

Make me

A girl that wants yo fine ass (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

(Source: xxlastking, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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(via jokerxx)

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

(via tyrannosaurusbuttsex)